Number 1-Despite being a huge etiquette abider, you don’t hold the door open for others when entering restaurants because that would just be another person getting served before you.
Number 2- Your social network photo albums are littered with more pictures of your lunches and dinners than friends and family.
Number 3- You eat irrationally, especially when you are angry with people and your stomach is already filled but you want to let the person know-this doesn't affect you!
Number 4-You go on family reunions, not because you thought that's fun, but because you wanted a potentially free dinner.
Number 5- When people invite you somewhere-you don’t ask who will be in attendance, but you do inquire about what kind of edibles will be in the vicinity.
Number 6-When asked about your mom or dad, you don’t describe their loving ways or wonderful personalities, the high praise of their abilities in the kitchen are what you lead with.
Number 7- When there’s only one of something left, you’re eating it without hesitation, and not so much as considering anyone else’s taste buds or appetite-ehe- No I've seriously stopped doing that now! ^^
Number 8- You find dieting more difficult than dating, and that’s mainly because you actually care about food whereas meeting people isn’t a high priority.
Number 9- Recipes are like erotic readings for you, and watching Aditya Bal's Chakle India, Kaacha Raasta does more to get you worked up..:P
Number 10-When you're brother trips over, you are a ball of laughter. When a plate of food falls face down, you have to fight back tears.
Number 11-When you think about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse or some sort of disaster striking earth, your biggest concern is what type of food would be available and how you’d survive without proper human food!
Something I a dear friend shared and I wanted to put it up here ;)
Guess the kitchen instrument the old guy is using- You would not believe it! :D :P
